This is good.. got it from the entertainment show that i'm watching this morning .. quite funny although a bit lame.. :
Q : Whats Catus Lifestyle ?
Ans : 针灸
Q : Whats Camels' Favourite Sports ?
Ans : 拔罐
Q : 糖果是公的还是母的?
Ans : 母的.．因为糖果会生蚂蚁 !!!
Q : 小红帽的胸为什么是平平的?
Ans : 因为, 小红帽的奶奶被狼吃掉了 ... =.= "'
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